How much wine is too much? And should you whine about wine? Inquiring minds want to know!
Thoughts on drinking, some my own, some stolen, a joke..and anything else that crosses my mind on a Monday
Knowing when to say when is only important if the following is in play: If you're driving, if there is an early meeting the next day, or if you're in the company of someone who may be able to effect your livelihood.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
A joke, and one of my favorite stupid ones...
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this nonsense. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
Oh, anyone interested in a cattle dog mix? I still have the egg sucking dog...
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