Did you ever?

Have you ever had one of those days, where you just feel like a dork? Did you?
Not to give anything away, but it seems that today is one of those for me. It started when I sat in the drive thru at the Bread Co, waiting for them to take my order...and then realized the reason they were taking so long was that they were not open.

It was just as well I didn't order, because I then went to QuikTrip, which upon going to pay, it occurred to me that my wallet was in the shorts I wore last night, not the pants I was wearing for my morning breakfast run.

All that before 7 am...