In an astonishing reversal of form, today Don Quixote's agent Sancho released the following statement:
"Due to a certain world-weariness, and generally diminishing optimism, let it be known that I, Hidalgo Don Quixote of La Mancha, have decided to retire. No more tilting at windmills, no more championing of lost causes, no more brave chivalry in the face of a cruel, cold world. Not to be overly dramatic, but it has finally occurred to me that my efforts just aren't appreciated."
When questioned as to the cause of all this, the ever loyal Sancho would only say, "vete a la chingada"
Speculation is rife...
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