Monday, January 31, 2011

PANIC!!!



Yes, it's true. We're all going to die. Unless we eat enough french toast. And throw a lot of salt. Panic everyone...Lord I love watching local news. They are currently telling people that they need salt...BUT OH NO-Wal-Mart Lowes, and Home Depot are all out of it. But (and I'm serious), they "NEWFLASHED" that Sam's in Kirkwood just got a truckload in. RUN!!
They just keep stirring the pot. You gotta figure they are getting paid big bucks by Wal-Mart to get everyone running to the store to buy survival kits, four cases of baked beans, candles, four sleeping bags, ice skates, a generator, enough batteries to last until June. Me I'm researching recipes for cooking up canines, just in case. Sorry Chubbs, you're biggest, you go first :-(

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